Chuck Norris

Subject: Chuck Norris Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:04 am

Chapter 1:

Chuck Norris's mother was in labour. She was just about to give birth to him when they noticed he was coming out feet first. Little did they know, Chuck Norris had been planning inside the womb. So he gave the doctor such a roundhouse kick, that the doctor flew into the wall. This is where the term being ''chucked'' orginated. This is where his mother knew he was something special. When a nurse came to give the new born God to his mother. Chuck Norris said, ''Dont give me to my mom I can walk there myself.'' Chuck Norris walked over to his mom and laid down. When finally he came home he was already 4 feet tall 110 pounds. He told his mom and dad that he had to go up to his room and write some stuff down. Well this is where the rules started.

Chapter 2:

The next morning, Chuck came down with a book about 6 feet thick. He slammed it down on the table and said, these are the rules. The main rule about Chuck Norris is. ''YOU DO NOT TALK TO CHUCK NORRIS.'' His parents looked at each other very oddly and said, ''Chuck sweety don't you think this is a bit harsh?''. Chuck didn't like this and he gave his mom a roundhouse kick to the face. He then ran down the street laughing. Anyone that got in his way got a roundhouse kick to the face. Then after a long time of rampaging and roundhouse kicking, he returned home...

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:45 pm

LOL....

Good Story, Jack

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:01 pm

It gets better dont worry Razz