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 |  Subject: The jewish Fireman  Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:30 pm | |
| This is not funny just a story my dad sent me
One night outside a small town, a fire
started inside the local chemical
Plant.
In the blink of an eye, it exploded into
massive flames.
The alarm went out to all fire
departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical
Company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret
Formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved.
I'll give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon, more fire departments had to be
called in as the situation became desperate.
As the firemen arrived, the president
shouted out that the offer was now $100,000
To the fire department who could save the company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into
Sight.
It was the nearby Chassidic Jewish rural
township volunteer fire
Company composed mainly of Jewish,
ultra-orthodox men over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, that little
broken-down fire engine roared right past
All the sleek, newer engines that were parked outside the plant.
Without even slowing down, it drove
straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Chassidic old timers jumped off
Right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.
It was a performance and effort never
seen before.
Within a short time, the Chassidic old
timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.
The grateful chemical company president
announced that for such a superhuman
Feat, he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to thank each of
The brave fire fighters personally.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking
Their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Moishe Goldberg, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da
foist ting ve gonna do is fix DA brakes on dat fakakteh truck!
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:34 pm | |
| LOLZOMAOROFLLOL!
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:36 pm | |
| | I have a friend who's name ends with Goldberg! Also, good story, I like it even though I'm a jew... But I don't get it for some reason??? XD... |
| | | | Nyy8 Clause
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:39 pm | |
| I know I dont either my dad sent to me and send to send it to 3 more people xD
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:49 pm | |
| LOL
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:53 pm | |
| | LOL! Now I get it! XD!!!! |
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| is it me?.. or i just dont get it >.<
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:26 pm | |
| | Well if you read carefully it said it didn't slow down and it was like zooming by and he said we need to fix the breaks on the firetruck... Get it? |
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:31 pm | |
| nope. i must be kinda dumb =/ .. and it didnt really amuse me either..
so.. i'm not exactly waste precious time to read it again xDD
LOL!
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| | Subject: Re: The jewish Fireman Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:12 am | |
| LOLOMGROFL!!!!!!! So funny nyy8!
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